小学生英语幽默故事（三篇）

【#小学英语#导语】英语故事会出现学生认识或是不认识的单词，而这个单词的重复不断出现，会加深同学们对单词的记忆，这种记忆不同于一般的死记硬背，而是在潜移默化中，让学生记住单词，并且不枯燥。以下是整理的《小学生英语幽默故事（三篇）》相关资料，希望帮助到您。小学生英语幽默故事篇一

　　TheSecondWorldWarhadbegun,andJohnwantedtojointhearmy,buthewasonly16yearsold,andboyswereallowedtojoinonlyiftheywereover18.Sowhenthearmydoctorexaminedhim,hesaidthathewas18.　　ButJohn‘sbrotherhadjoinedthearmyafewdaysbefore,andthesamedoctorhadexaminedhimtoo.Thisdoctorrememberedtheolderboy‘sfamilyname,sowhenhesawJohn‘spapers,hewassurprised.　　Howoldareyou?hesaid.　　Eighteen,sir,saidJohn.　　Butyourbrotherwaseighteen,too,saidthedoctor.Areyoutwins?　　Oh,no,sir,saidJohn,andhisfacewentred.MybrotherisfivemonthsolderthanIam.小学生英语幽默故事篇二

　　Atanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.Aflywasreleased,andwithanarcofhisswordhecuttheflyinhalf.Thecrowdcheered.Thenthesecond-placemanslicedaflyintoquarters.Ahushfellinanticipationoftheworld'sgreatestswordsman.

　　Hisbladecamedowninamightyarc-buttheinsectcontinuedonitsway!Thecrowdwasaghast.Thegreatestswordsmanhadmissedhistargetcompletely,yethecontinuedtosmile.

　　Whyareyousohappy?someoneyelled.Youmissed!

　　Ah,repliedtheswordsman,youweren'twatchingverycarefully.Theyflylives,yes-buthewillneverbeafather.

小学生英语幽默故事篇三

　　Acouplehadbeenmarriedfor25yearsandwerecelebratingtheir60thbirthdays,whichfellonthesameday.

　　Duringthecelebrationafairyappearedandsaidthatbecausetheyhadbeensuchalovingcoupleforall25years,shewouldgivethemonewisheach.

　　Thewifewantedtotravelaroundtheworld.Thefairywavedherhand,andBoom!Shehadtheticketsinherhand.

　　Next,itwasthehusband‘sturn.Hepausedforamoment,thensaidshyly,Well,I‘dliketohaveawoman30yearsyoungerthanme.

　　Thefairypickedupherwand,andBoom!Hewasninety.