初中英语搞笑话剧剧本

初中英语搞笑话剧剧本

　　话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是初中英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。

　　第一幕开场白

　　旁白：Longlongagotherelivedabeautifulprincess,andthereisabigfamily.Butthehostessdied.Hersonishandsomeandgoodness.Herhusbandmarriedanotherwife.Thestepmotherisverycrueltotheson.OnedaytheirKingwillholdaballandchooseaprinceforhisdaughter.

　　B:Girlsintheothersidelookatme,lookatme,lookatme…IamDavid,handsomeandcool.Itrymybesttoloosemyweightforthisball.Thisismyphotothreedaysago.

　　C:Iamrichandhumor.Lookatmysnow-whiteteeth,becauseIusethefamoustoothpaste---Peer.

　　A:Oh,CanIgototheball?

　　BandC:No!

　　B:Lookatyourself.Theclothesaresobadanddirty.

　　C:Yes,yes.

　　B:Yourhair…（用手拨几下）

　　C:Whatamass!

　　B:Yourface

　　C:Blackanddirty,youseemedlikeafrog.（B拿出青蛙的.照片）

　　B:Howcanyougotomeetthebeautifulprincess?

　　Stepmother:OK,children,let’sgo!

　　C:Mum,whatabouthim?

　　Stepmother:You,juststayathometodosomehousework.

　　A:But,Mum,Iwanttogothere.

　　Stepmother:Oh,OK.

　　BandC:Mum,whydoyoutakehim?Don’tyouthinkhewilllooseourface?

　　Finally,theygowithoutA.

　　第二幕仙女下凡

　　A:WhyWhyWhyIcan’tgotojointhatball.

　　旁白：Atthistimeabeautifulfairyappear.

　　Fairy:Ahh,mypoorchild!Whatthingsmakeyousosad?

　　A:Thebeautifulprincesswillheldaball,butmystepmotherandmybrothersdon’tletmegothere.

　　Fairy:Mygoodboy,letmehelpyou.(拿出一套礼服)

　　A:（喜出望外，准备去参加舞会。）

　　Fairy:Waitforamoment.Don’tforgetyourshoes.（拿出一双耐克鞋）

　　A:Thankyou,myrespectfulfairy.

　　第三幕一见钟情

　　旁白：Aiswearingbeautifulclothesgoingtothepalaceasquicklyaspossible,buthisbrotherandstepmotherhavealreadyarrived.

　　门卫：Thenext,theTrade’sfirstson.

　　B:Oh,beautifulprincess.Ihavegreatlyadmiredyouforalongtime,andyouarelikeaPizzainmyheart.

　　Princess:Pleasewaitforamoment,whattalentandskillyouhave?

　　B:I’llsingasongforyou.(Singing)Onlyyou

　　Princess:Pass.

　　门卫：Thenext.TheTrade’ssecondson.

　　C:LalaIama

　　Princess:Pass.

　　旁白：AtthattimeAwasappearingonthefrontdoorofthepalace.Allthepeoplewereshockedbyhishandsomeanddemeanor.

　　A:Beautifulprincess.CanIsingasongforyou?

　　Princess:Sure,please.

　　A:（扶着公主从宝座上走下，两人目光对视，走成一个圈，开始唱歌）。

　　旁白：Allthepeopleseemtodisappear.OnlyAisleftintheprincess’seyes.Andsoistheprincess.Dangdangdangtheclockstrikes12.Aiswakenfromthehappiness.

　　A:Princess,Imustgonow.Iamverysorry.

　　Princess:Wait

　　旁白：InahurryAdroppedoneofhisshoes.Buttheprincesswasfollowinghim.

　　A:(Alookatprincessandthatshoehehastogointotheforest.)

　　第四幕丢失的鞋

　　旁白：Thenextmorning,theguardbringstheshoetotheprincess.

　　侍卫：Myprincess,thisistheshoeleftbyYangMasteryesterday.

　　Princess:That’sgreat!Godsaveme!Goanddeclare:Whoevercanwearthisshoewillbemyprince.

　　第五幕结局

　　旁白：Theguarsdeclaredthisthinginthewholecityanditcausedabigsensation.ThetwoprinceoftheTradearemoreexcited.

　　B:Oh,it’ssobeautiful.I’msureIcanwearthisshoe.

　　C:Doyouthinkitispossible?OnlyIcanwearthatshoe.

　　Stepmother:Stoptalking,mydearsons.Gotogetreadyforitquickly.Theguardswillcomeinnotime.

　　旁白：Awassweepingfloormoreandmoreslowly.Theguardscamein.

　　侍卫：Thisistheshoe.Comeandtryit.

　　旁白：AtthismomentBcaughtitquickly,trieditandmurmured.

　　B:whycan’tIputiton?

　　Stepmother:Mydear,letmehelpyou.

　　旁白：ThemotherpulledBtothecornercuttinghistoe.ThenBputtheshoeveryhardly.

　　B:Myprincess,let’sgo.（一瘸一拐）

　　Princess:No,youarenotmyprince.Takeofftheshoe.

　　C:Letmetry.Letmetry.(murmuring)Icannotweariteither.

　　旁白：ThemotherpulledCtothecorneragain,andcuthisheel.

　　C:Myprincess,let’sgo.

　　Princess:No,youarenotmyprince,either.（一瘸一拐）

　　侍卫：Whoelsedoesn’ttrytoputontheshoehere?

　　A:(Inalowvoice)Letmehaveatry.(Aputtheshoewithoutanydifficulty.Itjustfithim.AndAtookoffhisdirtyclothesagain.)

　　Princess:Wow,youaremyprince.

　　PrincessandPrincegotmarried.Thentheylivetogetherandtheyareveryhappy.