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AprilFool'sDay

N:Manyyearsago,onApril1,abodyhadbirth.Hisfathercalledhimfoolman,nobodylikehimexcepthismother.Howtimeflies!

F:Mum,I'meithteenyearsold,soIwillleavethisfamily.

Mum:Allright,butpleaseseemeattimes.Thisisabottleofdrink,apieceofdrybread.Remember:takegoodcareofyourself,bye!

N:Hecametoaforest,andmetanuglyman.

U:Hello!I'mveryhungryandthirsty,couldyougivemesomethingtodrinkandeat,please?

F:Ok,here.

U:Oh,thanksverymuch!Now,Iwillgo.Oh,thisstickisforyou,itwillbringlucktoyou.Goodluck!

N:Thefoolmanreachedarestaurant,thebosshadtwodaughters,theyfoundthestickverybrightly.

D1:Oh,howbeautifulitis!Iwantit,it'sgreat!!!（上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面）Oh!Dear!Ican'tleaveit!（吃惊地）

D2:Sister,whatareyoudoingthere?Doyouwantthisstickyourself?No,Iwillgetapartofit!Weareparent'sdaughters,Imustgetapartofitlikeyou!（走向木棒）

D1:Don'tcome!Don'tcome!It'sdangerous!

D2:Youcancome,soIcancome,too!（也被粘在木棒上）Oh,mygod!What'swrongwithme?

D1:Whatapity!

N:Foolmandidn'tmindatall,afterthemealhetookthestickleavetherestaurant.Ofcourse,twogirlfollowedhim.Inthefieldtheymetanoldscientist.

S:Oh!Terrible!Youtwogirlsfollowaboy.Howsillyofyou!Iwilltakeyoubackhome,andtaketheboytothepolicestation.（抓stick,也被粘住）Oh!Badluck!Terrible!

N:Afewdayslater,theygottoastrangecountry.Thekinghadadaughter,butsheneversmiledorlaughed.

King:Whocanmakehersmileorlaugh,she'llbehiswife.

F:Letmetry,PerhapsIcan.

N:Thentheywenttoseeher.Shesawfoolmanandhisfriendslaughedandlaughed.

k:Ok,youmakeherlaugh,nowletuslookatyour生辰八字.Whichdayisyourbirthday?

F:April1.转自：

K:Oh!Whatagreatboy!Doyouknowmycountry'sname?Letmetellyou:itcalledFoolWorld!Verysuitsyou,right?!

N:Theresultis——Thefollmanlivedhappilywithhiswifeuntiltheydied.Thatiswhywenowhaveaholidaycalled:AprilFool.