英文幽默故事300字左右

人之初：Atthebeginingoflife.性本善：Sexisgood.性相近：Basically,allthe***aresame.习相远：Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.苟不教：Ifyoudonotpractiseallthetime.性乃迁：Sexwillleaveyou..教之道：Thewayoflearningit贵以专：isveryimportanttomakelovewithonlyoneperson.昔孟母：Onceagreatmother,MrsMeng择邻处：choseherneighbourtoavoidbad***influence.子不学：Ifyoudon'tstudyhard,断机杼：YourDickwillbeeuseless.窦燕山：Dou,theFamous有义方：ownedaveryeffectiveexcitingmedicine教五子：Allhisfivesontookit名俱扬：andtheir***ualabilitywerewell-kown.养不教：Ifyourchildrendon'tknowhowtodoit,父之过：Itisallyourfault.教不严：Iftheyhadlotsofproblemswithit,师之惰：theirteachmustbetoolazytotellthemdetailson***.子不学：Youmayrefusetostudythis非所宜：butthatisarealmistake幼不学：Ifyoudon'tlearnitinchildhood,老何为：youwillloseyourabilitywhenaged玉不琢：Ifyoudon'texerciseyourdick,不成器：Itwon'tbeehardandstrong.人不学：Ifyoudon'tlearn***,不知义：Youcanbynomeansenjoyitssweetness　　dsafgh'jn[psdfj'ljxkfnlkjmxcv'lsfjn　　一天，一个小孩来到爷爷面前问爷爷，知不知道爸爸是谁。爷爷说你爸爸是我儿子。小孩说哦。第二天小孩又来了，问妈妈是谁。爷爷说你妈妈是我儿媳妇。过了几天小孩走丢了。警察问小孩你爸爸妈妈是谁？小孩说，我爸爸是我儿子，我妈妈是我儿媳妇　　这娃好瓜哦　　NewFathersFourexpectantfatherswereinaMinneapolishospitalwaitingroomwhiletheirwiveswereinlabor.Thenursearrivedandproudlyannouncedtothefirstman,Congratulations,sir.You'rethefatherofins!Whatacoincidence!IworkfortheMinnesotaTwinsBaseballteam!Laterthenursereturnedandcongratulatedthesecondfatheronthebirthofhistriplets.Wow!That'sincredible!Iworkforthe3MCorporation.Anhourlater,thenursereturnedtocongratulatethethirdmanonthebirthofhisquadruplets.Stunned,hebarelycouldreply,Idon'tbelieveit!IworkfortheFourSeasonsHotel!Afterthis,everyoneturnedtothefourthguywhohadjustfainted.Thenurserushedtohisside.Asheslowlygainedconsciousness,theycouldhearhimmutteroverandover,Ishouldneverhavetakenthatjobat7-Eleven.Ishouldneverhavetakenthatjobat7-Eleven.Ishouldneverhavetakenthatjob....　　是的就要这种上进心