求英语短文，带读后感的。初一水平。要5篇

KiteRunner

'TheKiteRunner'isabookaboutfriendship,family,andmistakes.Inacountryalmostinwar,twofriends,AmirandHassan,areabouttobetornapartforever.ItisabeautifulafternooninKabulandakite-fightingtournamentistakingplace.Butafterwards,oneboy'sfearfulactofbetrayalwillchangetheirlivesforever.Now,after20yearsoflivinginAmerica,AmirreturnstoadangerousAfghanistantofacethesecretsthatstillhaunthimandtakeonelastchancetosetthingsright.

1。Todayandfriendsofforeigntravel,outsideairisverygood,peoplefeelverycomfortable.Weallappreciatethefinegirlsbicycles.Weenjoyedthebeautifulnaturebrought.Wehappilyspentahappyday.今天和朋友一起出外交游，外面的空气很好，人感觉很舒服。我们骑着自行车一路欣赏鸟语花香。享受着大自然带给我们的无限美好。大家开开心心地度过了愉快的一天。

2。TodayMailehaoduoclothes,andparentstaketothestreetsishappy,theparentshavetopaytobuythings.Unlikeintheirstreettobuythingstheyliketotakealongtimebutsawtheprice,Ha-ha,isreallyveryhappy.Ilovemyparents,Itoothankthemforthecareandlove.``今天买了好多衣服，和父母上街就是愉快，买东西有父母帮付钱。不像平时自己上街买东西碰到喜欢的但看了价钱都要考虑好久，呵呵，真的是很开心。我爱我的父母，太感谢他们对我的关心和爱戴了。

3.FluteRobinsonCrusoeofgoodfortune,novelistofBritish,describeprotagonistdriftaboutontheisland,overcomethedifficulty,thelegendstoryofpioneeringanenterprisewithpainstakingefforts.Novelwritetruenaturally,legendary.Theprotagonistplantsthecropsonthedetachedisland,putsupthelogcabin,haseatentheinnumerabletrialsandtribulations,survive.Want,gobackhumanworldanxious,wanttogohowaboutgooutofthesedamnableplaceonlylikemakehimtobefascinated,resultfail,getbackto,longseparatedforBritainfor28yeargivemeenlightenmentbyRobinson'srecordsofadventureon1868yearfinally,tanacityofhimletmewaitforachancetocausetrouble,want,marchtowardanothergoalforlife,looklikeRobinsonlikethatspendone'sownstrength,reachidealrealmone'sown.WeneedpossessRobinsonsospiritofstrugglediligently.

英国小说家笛福的《鲁滨逊漂流记》描述了主人公漂流海岛,战胜困难,艰苦创业的传奇故事.小说写得真实自然,富有传奇色彩.主人公在孤岛上种庄稼,搭木屋,吃了千辛万苦,生存下来.但想回人间的心切,使他着迷般地只想到如何走出这个鬼地方,结果还是失败了,最后于1868年回到阔别28年的英国

《鲁滨孙漂流记》给我以启示，他的顽强让我蠢蠢欲动，想要迈向人生的另一目标，像鲁滨孙那样用自己的力量，到达自己理想的境界。

我们需要具备鲁滨逊那样的刻苦奋斗的精神.

TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsman

Atanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.Aflywasreleased,andwithanarcofhisswordhecuttheflyinhalf.Thecrowdcheered.Thenthesecond-placemanslicedaflyintoquarters.Ahushfellinanticipationoftheworld'sgreatestswordsman.

Hisbladecamedowninamightyarc-buttheinsectcontinuedonitsway!Thecrowdwasaghast.Thegreatestswordsmanhadmissedhistargetcompletely,yethecontinuedtosmile.

Whyareyousohappy?someoneyelled.Youmissed!

Ah,repliedtheswordsman,youweren'twatchingverycarefully.Theyflylives,yes-buthewillneverbeafather.

世界上最伟大的击剑手

在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。

他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－但是那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，但是他还在微笑着。

“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!”

“啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”

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AMistake

AnAmerican,aScotandaCanadianwerekilledinacaraccident.Theyarrivedatthegatesofheaven,whereaflusteredSt.Peterexplainedthattherehadbeenamistake.Giveme$500each,hesaid,andI'llreturnyoutoearthasifthewholethingneverhappened.

Done!saidtheAmerican.Instantly,hefoundhimselfstandingunhurtnearthescene.

Wherearetheothers?askedamedic.

LastIknew,saidtheAmerican,theScotwashagglingprice,andtheCanadianwasarguingthathisgovernmentshouldpay.

搞错了

一位美国人一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”

“成交!”美国人说。立刻他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。

“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。

“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”

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PigorWitch

Amanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypasseachother,thewomanleansoutofthewindowandyellsPIG!!Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandreplies,WITCH(女巫)!!Theyeachcontinueontheirway,andasthemanroundsthenextcorner,hecrashesintoapiginthemiddleoftheroad.Ifonlymenwouldlisten.

猪还是女巫

一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。

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ResponseAbility

AnOgden,Iowa,ministerwasmatchingcoinswithamemberofhiscongregationforacupofcoffee.Whenaskedifthatdidn'tconstitutegambling,theministerreplied,It'smerelyascientificmethodofdeterminingjustwhoisgoingtocommitanactofcharity.

PhilosopherBertrandRussell,askedifhewaswillingtodieforhisbeliers,replied:Ofcoursenot.Afterall,Imaybewrong.

Anewspaperorganizedacontestforthebestanswertothequestion:IfafirebrokeoutintheLouvre,andifyoucouldonlysaveonepainting,whichonewouldyoucarryout?

Thewinningreplywas:Theonenearesttheexit.

答问技巧

衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。”

当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟我可能会是错的。”

一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？”

获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”

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JonesieTheGreatLionHunter

Asmallvillagewastroubledbyaman-eatinglion.Soitsleaderssentamessagetothegreathunter,Jonesie,tocomeandkillthebeast.

Forseveralnightsthehunterlayinwaitforthelion,butitneverappeared.Finally,hetoldthevillagechieftokillacowandgivehimitshide.Drapingtheskinoverhisshoulders,hewenttothepasturetowaitforthelion.

Inthemiddleofthenight,thevillagerswoketothesoundofblood-curdlingshriekscomingfromthepasture.Astheycarefullyapproached,theysawthehunterontheground,groaninginpain.Therewasnosignofthelion.

Whathappened,Jonesie?Whereisthelion?askedthechief.

Forgetthedamnlion!hehowled.Whichoneofyouidiotsletthebullloose?

伟大的猎手Jonesie

有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而烦恼。于是村长派人去请伟大的猎手Jonesie来杀死这只野兽。

猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子一直没有出现。最后他要求村长杀只羊然后把头皮给他。把羊皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。

半夜村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们小心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。

“Jonesie，怎么了？狮子在哪？”村长问。

“哪有狮子！”猎人怒吼道，“哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了？”

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WeatherPredict

Afilmcrewwasonlocationdeepinthedesert.OnedayanoldIndianwentuptothedirectorandsaid,Tomorrowrain.Thenextdayitrained.

Aweeklater,theIndianwentuptothedirectorandsaid,Tomorrowstorm.Thenextdaytherewasahailstorm.

ThisIndianisincredible,saidthedirector.HetoldhissecretarytohiretheIndiantopredicttheweather.

However,afterseveralsuccessfulpredictions,theoldIndiandidn'tshowupfortwoweeks.

Finallythedirectorsentforhim.Ihavetoshootabigscenetomorrow,saidthedirector,andI'mdependingonyou.Whatwilltheweatherbelike?

TheIndianshruggedhisshoulders.Don'tknow,hesaid.Radioisbroken.

天气预报

一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处工作.一天,一个印度老人到导演跟前告诉导演说明天下雨.第二天果然下雨了.

一周后,印度人又来告诉导演说,明天有风暴.果然,第二天下了雹暴.

印度人真神,导演说.他告诉秘书雇佣该印度人来预报天气.

几次预报都很成功.然后接下来的两周,印度人不见了.

最后导演派人去把他叫来了.我明天必须拍一个很大的场景,导演说,这得靠你了.明天天气如何啊?

印度人耸了耸肩.我不知道,印度人说,收音机坏了.

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IAmActingLikeaLady

Onedaywhenwomen'sdresseswereonsaleattheFarEastDepartmentStore,adignifiedmiddle-agedmandecidedtogethiswifeapiece.Buthesoonfoundhimselfbeingbatteredbyfranticwomen.

Hestooditaslongashecould;then,withheadloweredandarmsflailing,heplowedthroughthecrowed.

Youthere!challengedathrillvoice.Can'tyouactlikeagentleman?

Listen,hesaid,Ihavebeenactinglikeagentlemanforanhour.Fromnowon,Iamactinglikealady.

我要表现得象位女士

一天远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。

他竭力忍耐着。后来他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。

“你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？”

“听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起我要表现得象个女士。”