初一经典英语笑话大全

　　笑话是内容丰富并具有出乎意料结尾的幽默口头故事。笑话几乎涵盖人们生活的所有领域,其中包括政治笑话、经济笑话、家庭生活笑话、关于民族性格的笑话等。我分享初一经典英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

　　初一经典英语笑话：Therewasjustadogfight

　　Amanwalksintoabaronedayandasks,Doesanyonehereownthatrottweileroutside?

　　Yeah,Ido!abikersays,standingup.Whataboutit?

　　Well,Ithinkmychihuahuajustkilledhim...

　　Whatareyoutalkin'about?!thebikersays,di***elievingly.Howcouldyourlittleruntkillmyrottweiler?

　　Well,itseemshegotstuckinyourdog'sthroat!

　　初一经典英语笑话：Heisavery***artdog

　　Iwenttothecinematheotherdayandinthefrontrowwasanoldmanandwithhimwashisdog.Itwasasadfunnykindoffilm,youknowthetype.Inthesadpart,thedogcriedhiseyesout,andinthefunnypart,thedoglaugheditsheadoff.Thishappenedallthewaythroughthefilm.Afterthefilmhadended,Idecidedtogoandspeaktotheman.

　　That'sthemostamazingthingI'veseen,Isaid.Thatdogreallyseemedtoenjoythefilm.

　　Themanturnedtomeandsaid,Yeah,itis.Hehatedthebook.

　　初一经典英语笑话：Thisdogisactingbad

　　Whilewaitingforabus,theblindman'sdogdecidedtogotothebathroomallovertheblindman'slegs.

　　Apasserbymentedtotheblindman,What!Thatdogjustwenttothebathroomalloveryourlegs,andyouarepettinghim?!Areyoucrazy?

　　Towhichtheblindmanreplied,Madam,Iamnotpettinghim,Iamfeelingforhisbottom,soIcankickhim.

　　初一经典英语笑话：Cattechnicalsupportproblems

　　Thisisanactualaccountbyaworkeratatechnicalsupportandservicecenter.Oneparticularcustomerhadanoldconsole-typemachinewithaprintheadthatwouldridebackandforthonaspiralshaft.Theyalsohadabigbushycatwholikedtositontheedgeoftheprinternexttotheoperator.

　　Well,onedaywegotaservicecallthatsaid,Catcaughtinmachine,equick!

　　WhenIarrivedIsaweveryonesittingaroundmendingtheirvariouswounds,scratchesandcontusions.Nosightofthecat.Itappearsthatwhiletheywererunningthemachinethecatwastwirlinghistailinhisusualfashionandstuckitdownintotheprinteratthemostinopportunetimeandgotsuckedin!Apparently,thecatabsolutelyfreakedoutandclawedateveryonewhocameclose.Theyfinallyfreedthecat,andtothisday,thecatgoesnowherenearthemachine.

　　初一经典英语笑话：Thisisone***artdog

　　Abutcherisleaningonthecountertowardthecloseofdaywhenadogwithabasketinitsjawsespushingthroughthedoor.

　　An'wot'sthisthen?heasked.Thedogknocksthebasketsharplyintothebutcher'sshins.

　　Youdumbdog.Ashereachesdownto***ackthedog,henoticesanoteandatendollarbillinthebasket.

　　Thescribbleonthenoteasksforthreepoundsofhisbestmince[groundbeef].Thebutcherfiguresthisistooeasy.Hegoestothewindowandreachesforthedriedupstuffthat'sbeensittingoutallday.

　　Thedoggrowlsathim.Thebutcherturnsaroundand,glaringatthepup,getsthebestmincefromthefridge.Weighingoutabout21/2pounds,hedropsinonthescalewithhisthumb.

　　Hmmmmm,abitshy.Who'llknow?

　　Again,thedoggrowlsmenacingly.Alright,alright,ashethrowsonageneroushalfpound.Hewrapsitout,dropsitinthebasket,anddropsinchangefromafive.Thedogthreatenstochewhimoffattheankles.Anotherfivegoesinthebasket.

　　Thebutcherisquiteimpressedanddecidestofollowthepiddypuphome.Thedogquicklyentersahigh-risebuildings,pushestheliftbutton,entersthelift,andthenpushesthebuttonforthe12thfloor.Thedogwalksdownthecorridorand***artlybangsthebasketonthedoor.Thedooropens,andthedog'sownerscreamsatthedog.

　　Hey,whatareyoudoing?That'sareally***artdogyou'vegotthere,mentsthebutcher.

　　He'sastupiddog--that'sthethirdtimethisweekhe'sforgottenhiskey.