英语笑话带翻译

英语笑话20字带翻译

　　英语笑话20字带翻译一：

　　Aboygoestothecinema.Hebuysaticketandgoesin.Butaftertwoorthreeminuteshecomesout.Hebuysasecondticketandgoesinagain.Afterafewminuteshecomesoutagainandbuysathirdticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthathecomesoutathirdtimeandasksforanotherticket.Theticketsellersaystohim,Whyareyoubuyingallthese?Areyoumeetingfriendsinthecinemaallthetime?No,I;mnotdoingthat.Thesmallmansays,Butabigwomanalwaysstopsmeatthedoorandtearsmyticketsup.

　　英语笑话20字带翻译二：

　　Itwashalf-pasteightinthemorning.ThetelephonerangandMarywenttoanswerit.'Hello,who'sthat?'sheasked.'It'sme--Peter.'PeterwasafriendofMary'seight-year-oldbrother,Johnny.'Oh,hello,Peter.Whatdoyouwant?'saidMary.'CanIspeaktoJohnny?''No,'saidMary,'youcan'tspeaktohimnow.Heisbusy.Heisgettingreadyforschool.Heiseatinghisbreakfast.Grandmotheriscombinghishair.Sisterisunderthetable,puttinghisshoeson.Motherisgettinghisbooksandputtingtheminhisschoolbag.Goodbye,I'vegottogonow.Ihavetoholdthedooropen.Theschoolbusiscoming.'

　　英语笑话20字带翻译三：

　　Thepreacherwasvexed(生气的)becauseacertainmemberofhiscongregation(集合，聚会)alwaysfellasleepduringthesermon.AsthemanwassnoringinthefrontrowoneSunday,thepreacherdeterminedhewouldteachhimnottosleepduringthesermon.So,inawhisper,heaskedthecongregation.Allwhowanttogotoheaven,pleaserise.Everyonegotupexceptthesnorer.AfterwhisperingBeseated,theministershoutedatthetopofhisvoiced,Allthosewhowanttobewiththedevil,pleaserise.Awakingwithastart,thesleepy-headjumpedtohisfeetandsawthepreacherstandingtallandangryinthepulpit(讲道坛),Well,sir,hesaid,Idon'tknowwhatwe'revotingon,butitlookslikeyouandmearetheonlyonesforit.

　　牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。一个星期天正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说：想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。所有的`人都站了起来当然除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：想去下地狱的人请站起来!打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。这个人说道：噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，但看上去只有你和我是候选人。