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Before,threeexplorersgodesertadventure,thethreeexplorerswereFrenchAmericanpeopleareChinesepeople.Itisunfortunatethattheylost,theydespairwalkedinthedesert,suddenlyfoundthatChinesepeoplehaveinfrontofalampnotfaraway,andheranovertopickupthelamprubbed.Bang!Oillampsoutof灯神个.Say灯神:Humanah!Imeeteachofyourthreewishes!ImmediatelyopenanAmericanChinesepeople,said:FirstofallIwouldlikealotofalotofmoney,thenIwantalotofalotofbeauties,andfinallyputmebacktotheUnitedStates.灯神said:OK!And灯神helphimachievethethreewishes.Frenchpeopleexcitedtoseethis~openChinesepeopleandsaid:FirstofallIwouldlikealotofalotofmoney,thentoalotofalotofbeautifulwomen,andfinallyputmebacktoFrance!灯神Say:OK!灯神notbeabletohelphimachievethedesire.FinallyChinesepeoplestandupandwalknextto灯神Say:The灯神meabar~Say:Yes!Chinesepeople,said:Firstofall,Iwouldliketouseupapetrolcar,thenIwantalotofwater,andfinally......youhelpmeputtheAmericansandtheFrenchpeoplesentback.IfFrancehasjustfinishedandtheAmericanpeoplesentback.TheyareveryangrybutthereisnowaypeoplecanonlygoalongwithChinese.Theyareabouttofinishthe走了很久water.Chinesepeoplesuddenlydiscoverednotfarfromthefrontandalamp.Soheranuptogetrubbed.Bang!Lightsout灯神个.灯神said:youareinfrontofmyface灯神son,mystrengthfailedhim,andyoucanonlysatisfytheaspirationsofeachofthetwo.AmericanandFrancetodiscusswithpeople:Thistime,unlikelasttime,ascannot,letChinesepeoplefirst.SothefirstChinesepersononthedesiretogoHsu.Chinesepeoplesaid:Firstly,Iwantalotofwater,thesecond,youcango~FrenchAmericanpeople:............