简单有趣的英语故事

问题一：一小段有趣的、简短的英文故事，快！！！TenCandies

十块糖

Motherasksherson,“Jim,ifyouhavetencandies,andyoueatfour,thenhowmanycandiesdoyouhave?”

妈妈问儿子：“吉姆，如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”

“Ten.”Jimsays.

“10块。”吉姆说。

“Ten?”Motherasks.

“10块？”妈妈问。

“Yes,Mum.Fourcandiesareinmystomachandsixcandiesareoutofmystomach.Fourandsixisten,isn’titright?”

“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？”

问题二：非常简短的英语幽默故事来源：百度知道

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BigHead

“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”

“Don'tlistentothem.”hismotherfortedhim.“Youhaveabeautifulhead.Nowstopcryingandgotothestorefortenpoundsofpotatoes”

“Where'stheshoppingbag?”

“Ihaven'tgotone,useyourhat.”

大脑袋

“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

“购物袋在哪？”

“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

GoodBoy

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?

Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.

You'reagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?

Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Whereisthefather?

Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings.

Look,saidtheelderbrother.Hownicethesepaintingsare!

Yes,saidtheyounger,butinallthesepaintingsthereis......>>

问题三：幽默英语小故事BigHead

“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”

“Don'tlistentothem.”hismotherfortedhim.“Youhaveabeautifulhead.Nowstopcryingandgotothestorefortenpoundsofpotatoes”

“Where'stheshoppingbag?”

“Ihaven'tgotone,useyourhat.”

大脑袋

“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

“购物袋在哪？”

“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

GoodBoy

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?

Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.

You'reagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?

Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Whereisthefather?

Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings.

Look,saidtheelderbrother.Hownicethesepaintingsare!

Yes,saidtheyounger,butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?

Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures.

父亲在哪儿？

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”

哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”...>>

问题四：谁有短小有趣得英文小故事，方便背MidwayTactics

Threepetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.

Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,GiganticSale!andSuperBargains!

Thestoreontheleftraisedbiggersignsproclaiming,PricesSlashed!andFantasticDiscounts!

Theownerinthemiddlethenpreparedalargesignthatsimplystated,ENTRANCE.

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WestPoint

Myfather,brotherandIvisitedWestPointtoseeafootballgamebetweenArmyandBostonCollege.Takingastrollbeforekickoff,wemetmanycadetsinneatlypresseduniforms.Severalvistingfansaskedtherecruitsiftheywouldposeforphotographs,toshowoursonwhattoexpectifheshouldattendWestPoint.

Onemiddle-agedcoupleapproachedaveryattractivefemalecadetandaskedhertoposeforapicture.Theyexplained,WewanttoshowoursonwhathemissedbynotingtoWestPoint.