英语小笑话带翻译，50字左右

GoodBoy

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?

Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.

You'reagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?

Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

“她是个卖糖果的.”

TwoTicketsPlease

Ayoungmanwasinlovewithagirl.Atoneweekend,heinvited

hisgirlfriendtothecinema.Whentheywereattheticketbox,

theyoungmansaidtotheticketseller,Twotickets,please.

Whentheticketsellertoldhimthatalltheticketshadsold

out,thedisappointedyoungmansaid,Thendoyouhaveanysur

ticketsthatcanallowustostandtogether?

两张电影票

一个小伙子爱上了一位姑娘.周末,他请她看电影.来到售票处,

小伙子对售票员说：“请给两张票.”售票员告诉他所有的票都卖完了.

失望的年轻人说：“那么您有两张可以让我们站在一起的附加票吗?”

WhatGrade

Kristin,my17-year-oldniece,hadjustgottenherdriver's

licenseandofferedtotakehermom'scartothegasstation.She

pulleduptothefull-servicepumps,andtheattendantasked,What

grade,miss?

哪一级

我的十七岁的侄女,科里斯蒂,刚刚拿到驾照.她主动提出去加油

站给她妈妈的车加油.她把车开到昼夜服务的加油泵前.服务员问她：

“（加油加到）哪一级,小姐?”