10人英语话剧剧本

(小沈阳)《不差钱》

（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）

ThisshortplayissetinarestaurantnamedScottishTaste/Feel.UncleZhao,inhiscustomaryChinesetunicsuit,enters,carryingastringofgarliconhisbackandapheasantinhand,withhisgranddaughterYadarintow.)

UncleZhaoHereweare.

YadarHereweare.

UncleZhaoIt'sthemostpricyeatin'spotinTieling:ScottishTease/Fool.

YadarYougotitwrong-Scottishtaste/feel,nottease/fool.

UncleZhaoAllright,taste/feel.We'regonnahaveourmealhereanyway.

YadarButit'sveryexpensive.

UncleZhaoSowhut?We'vegotthemoney,30,000yuan.Where'sthebag?

YadarWhatbag?

UncleZhaoTheyellowonewiththemoneyinit.

YadarOhno,Ileftitonthebrickbed.

UncleZhaoSowhutcanyoudoatall?I'mgoin't'roughallthisforyouandyouhadthenervetoforgetthebagonthebed!Anymoneyleftonyou?

YadarLetmesee...(Fumbling)only70-plusyuan.

UncleZhaoHere's400more.

YadarStillnotenough.

UncleZhaoNomatter.Waiter!

英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney

Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）

N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!

S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示)，Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……

Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)

First,puttheflouronthetable.

Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)

Nowpress,press……

Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)

Press,press……

Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!

Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……

Nowletmecutitintopieces!

怕楼主不会英语捏!

采纳!