一百词的英语幽默小短文（符合初一的越简单越好）速度

AMistake

AnAmerican,aScotandaCanadianwerekilledinacaraccident.Theyarrivedatthegatesofheaven,whereaflusteredSt.Peterexplainedthattherehadbeenamistake.Giveme$500each,hesaid,andI'llreturnyoutoearthasifthewholethingneverhappened.

Done!saidtheAmerican.Instantly,hefoundhimselfstandingunhurtnearthescene.

Wherearetheothers?askedamedic.

LastIknew,saidtheAmerican,theScotwashagglingprice,andtheCanadianwasarguingthathisgovernmentshouldpay.

搞错了

一位美国人一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”

“成交!”美国人说。立刻他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。

“其他人在哪儿？”一名医生问道。

“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”

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IknowwhoGodis!

Aboysaystohermother,Mom,isGodamanorwoman?

Themomthinksawhileandsays,Well,son,Godisbothmanandwoman.

Thesonisconfused,soheasks,IsGodblackorwhite?

Themotherreplies,Godisbothblackandwhite,honey.

Theson,stillcurious,saysafterawhile,IsGodgayorstraight,mommy?

Themother,gettingalittleworried,answers,Son,Godisbothgayandstraight.

Thesonthinksaboutit,andhisfacelightsupwhenhethinkshefinallyhasansweredhisquestion:IsGodMichaelJackson?

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Doesthedogknowtheproverb,too?

Alittleboydidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog.

It'sallright.saidagentleman.Don'tbeafraid.Don'tyouknowtheproverb.'Barkingdogsdon'tbite'?

Ah,yes.answeredthelittleboy.Iknowtheproverb,butdoesthedogknowtheproverb,too?

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