英语口语小短剧剧本

　　英语口语小短剧剧本：　　ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster　　人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧　　B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆　　B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒　　唐僧:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow　　S:Bajie,map!　　E:(摸出，递给S)　　S:Look,master(凑近T)（T、S一齐转向E）　　T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,nottobringthesegirls’sbeatifulpicturewithyou!　　E:Oh,master!Fiveme(伸手拿回)　　T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest　　E:But……　　T:Emitofo,,lustisnothing!nothingislust!Map　　E:(递)Here.EmwehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Iamstraving····　　S:FatPig!　　E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaytheseowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….　　S:Youwillwhat(凶相)　　E:(软下来示好)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).　　S:Hm!（点头摸摸猪八戒的头）　　T:（轻咳）Wukong,actually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood　　E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!　　T:Baijie!Don’tfetwhoatemylastmealseveralhoursago!　　J:Butmaster,ifamonstereswhilemonkegisaway…..　　T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea　　S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）　　E:Thisis…..　　S:Electric!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!　　T:Em……Wukong,youarebeingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!　　S:Bye!(走)　　T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》　　B:Hm!Hm!ElectricYouaretoochildish.(变成B1)　　B1:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou　　T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.　　B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!　　T:Bomb(打出)　　B1:DoubleKing!　　T:Oh.Iwin!Em,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)　　S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)　　B1:（倒)Ah　　T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!　　S:Sheisamonster!　　T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)　　S:Oh,pleasedon’t……　　T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemoreyouopenthedoor(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)　　S:Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)　　T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!　　B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)　　B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter　　T:Daughter...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)　　S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)　　E&J:AreyouOk,master(扶T)　　J:Look,(伸食指)howmany　　T:Two..(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)　　B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit!!(哭喊)　　S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)　　T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!　　S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!　　T:MonsterYouarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!　　S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》　　E:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......　　T:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!　　B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)　　T:（惊）Youare......　　B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)　　B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......　　S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.　　T:Wukong　　E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!　　J:Ourheroisback!　　T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened　　S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!　　T:How,howdidyoufindout　　S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)　　N:Excuseme,whereistheiminal　　S;Ah......youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)I'vecalledthepolice.　　N:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B)　　T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)　　S:What　　T:I'msorry.　　S:EmLouder,please　　T:I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）　　T:Let'sgoguys!(歌)　　S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.　　E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Weleeveningglow.　　J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.　　T.S.E.J:Ah......Ah......Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.　　T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.　　T.S.E.J:Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet......整理：zhl201611