英语作文HowtoBehavewell

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--VictorZaudpostedbyHowToBehaveat11:09AM0commentsTuesday,April10,2007OfficialWebbyHonoreeJustforfunweenteredoursegmentRollin'inaRollsRoyceintheRealityTVcategoryforthisyear'sWebbyAwards.It'saboutthepeopleattheConcoursD'ElegancecarshowinPebbleBeach.AndhappilyIcanreportthatwereceivedHonoreestatus.

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postedbyHowToBehaveat12:50PM0commentsSunday,April01,2007AprilFool'sDoubleCrossHappyAprilFool'sDay.Theoriginofthisdaycomesfromtheswitchfromthejuliancalendartothegregoriancalendar.StillcelebratingthenewyearonApril1,youfools?Atleastthat'swhatwassaidwhenPopeGregoryXIIIdecidedthatthedeadofwinterwasamoreappropriatetimetoringinthenewyearratherthanthebeginningofspringwhenallthingsgreenaresprouting.

ButnowwehavethelastlaughasHowtoBehavecelebratesthisdaywithadouble-cross.

postedbyHowToBehaveat11:04PM0commentsWednesday,March07,2007AlchemyInteractiveArtEvent

We'veharnessedtheHowToBehavevideotalentintoanewtwist,tocreateacompletelynewvideoartinstallationforAlchemyonMarch24inSanFrancisco.

It'scalledVideoMadLibsandhere'showitworks:

We'llhaveastage,costumes,props,andagreenscreen.Youpickyourscene,whichdescribestheactorsrequiredandgeneralcostuming.Therearenolines(itisvideo*madlibs*afterall).Instead,thescenecardshaveageneraloutlineofthesceneyou'regoingtoperform.Forexample,itcouldbefromFerrisBueller'sDayOffwhenFerrisisfakingsickforhisparentssohecanplayhookie.

So,youactoutthescene,andthespecialeditingsoftwarewe'vedesignedforAlchemywillstitchintheappropriatebackground(ferris'sbedroom)andspliceyouintothemovie.

AfterthedirectorcallsThat'sawrapyouheadovertothescreeningareawhereyoucanwatchyoursceneasitappearsinashortenedversionofthemovie(about5minutes).

We'llhavelotsofmoviesyoucanpickfrom,thoughyouwon'tknowwhichoneyou'reinuntilyouseethefinalcut!

There'slotsmorehappeningatAlchemy,includingafashionshow,clothingconstruction,drawingandpainting,here'sthefulldescription---

BreakingNews:FalseProfitpioneersreleaseUnderground2.0:nowAbove

Ground.

AlchemyisthefirstUnderground2.0offeringfromFalseProfit.This

legalandpermittedevent,tobeheldinanartgallery,willfeatureall

mannerofcreativeactivities.Wherepasteventshavereliedoncareful

designbyanexecutiveteamtoblowapartyoursenses,Alchemyfeatures

thesamecarefuldesignbutreliesonyou,theparticipant,totakethings

astepfurtheronceyouarrive.Youareinvitedtodresscreatively,

expressindulgently,andcreateyourowninteractivegamesforthe

evening.

~Alchemy~

Saturday,March24

8pm-2am(fashionshowat10pmbyMissingPiece)

CaliforniaModernArtGallery(1035Market,btw6thand7thStreets)

$10-20slidingscale(the$20entrycomewithawearablecanvas)

FPExclusive:Beoneofthefirst50atthedoor,andgetafreeSmart

Powerenergydrinktorevupyourcreativejuices.

Thingstodoandseeinclude...

*VideomadlibshostedbyBrettLevine

*PhotoboothbyLECPhoto

*FashionshowhostedbyMissingPiece

*LivefashionreconstructionwithMirandaCaroligne,Minerva'sAntennae,

BunnieReiss,andMediumReality

*Verseforgepoetry

*Patchworkknitting

*SilkscreeninghostedbyDomini

*Livepainting

*Magic

*MusicfromFakeScience

*dance,drinkables,andmore...

Therewillbeart,wearables,andlibationsavailableforpurchase.

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RecentlywehadachancetogobacktotheDragonBar,andamazinglysawsomeofthesamepeople.Staytunedforthefollow-upinterview3yearslatertofindoutiftrendshavechanged.Inthemeantime,checkoutoneofourfirstepisodesofHowToBehave:

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