英语两人对话小故事幽默

　　雇主howmuchdoyouwantamonth?你一个月想要多少钱？保姆：800yuan,eatyou,sleepyou.800块，吃你的，住你的　　a:whydoyoudrinkwineeveryday?b:ilikeit!a:isitdelicious?b:ofcourse!notonlyso,inwinethereistruth.a:really,whatisit?b:whenyouareinlowspirits,drinkingwinecanhelpyouaboutthat.ontheotherhand,itcanhelpyoumakemorefriends.a:oh,it'ssosupernatural.bill:hello,jill.jill:hi,bill.bill:whathappened?youlooklikealittleupset.jill:i'mworriedaboutmyexams.myteacherasksmetomakeapublicsppechwithoneclas***ate.bill:soyoudon'thaveapartner?jill:no,ihave.lilyismypartner.butneitherofusknowhowtomakeaspeech.bill:oh,itdoesn'tmatter.myfriendbobknows.hereallydiditbefore.youcanaskhim.jill:couldyouhalpme?idon'tknowhim.bill:ofcourse.heisatclassroomnow.let'sgo....bill:hello,bob.thisismyfriendjill.bob:nicetomeetyou,jill.jill:nicetomeetyou,too.bill:bob,jillmeetsaproblem.histeacheraskshimtomakeaspeech.buthedoesn'tknowhowtomakeit.couldyouhelphim?bob:ok.thereareseveralvitalfactorswhenitestomakeapublicspeech.firstofall,woshouldconsiderthecontentofthespeech,whatthingsdoyouwanttotalkabout.jill:letmewriteitdown....ok.andthen?bob:secondly,youshouldconsiderthelengthofthespeech.itshouldnottoolongortooshort.jill:and?bob:lastbutnotleast,speakconfidently.justrememberbeconfidentwheneverandwhereveryouare.thatisthemostimportmant.jill:thankyouverymuch.bob:anyothermattersicanhelpyou?jill:maybe,butnotatthismoment.ihavemanythingstodo.couldiaskyoutohelpmelater.bob:yes,youcould.i'dliketo.bill:ok,problemsaresolved.letgoforlunch.it'stimeforlunch.andyoucangoon.　　Awhat'shapon?Bonecareonegoetowcarpenpenonecardie