求英语谜语

1.Whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindows,andnofloors?

Amushroom.(蘑菇)

2.Whatissmallerthananinsect'smouth?

Anythingiteats.

3.Whatlargeinstrumentdoyoucarryinyourears?

Drums,thatiseardrums.(鼓膜)

4.What'stoomuchforone,justrightfortwo,butnothingatallforthree?

Asecret.

5.Whatpersontriedtomakeyousmilemostofthetime?

Aphotographer.

6.Whatanimalhasaheadlikeacat,eyeslikeacat,ataillikeacat,butisn'tacat?

Akitten.(小猫)

7.Whatsurprisingthingshappenevery24hours?

Daybreaks,butdoesn'tfall;nightfalls,butdoesn'tbreak.

8.Whatcanhearyouwithoutearsandcanansweryouwithoutamouth?

Anecho.(回声)

9.WhatdoyouknowaboutthekingsofFrance?

Theyarealldead.

10.Whatquestioncanyouneveranswer'yesto

Areyouasleep?

11.Whydosomeoldpeopleneveruseglasses?

Theymustpreferbottlestoglasses.

12.Whyisthepersonwearingtwocoatswhilepaintingthehouse?

BecausetheinstructionsonthepaintcansayPutontwocoatsforbestresults.

13.Whattwowordshavethousandsoflettersinthem?

Postoffice.

14.Whatdoworkersdoinaclockfactory?

Theymakefacesallday.

15.What5-letterwordhas6leftwhenyoutake2lettersaway?

Sixty.

16.Whendoyougoasfastasaracingcar?

Whenyouareinit.

17.Howmanysidesdoesahousehave?

Two-insideandoutside.

18.Whatneverasksanyquestionsbutalwaysgetsanswers?

Adoorbell.

19.WheredidColumbusstandwhenhediscoveredAmerica?

Onhisfeet.

20.Whentheboyfellintothewater,what'sthefirstthinghedid?

Hegotwetfirstofall.

21.Whoisn'tyoursisterandisn'tyourbrother,butisstillachildofyourmotherandfather?

Imyself.

22.Whathasteethbutcannoteat?

Acomb.

23.Whatkindofmancanraisethingswithoutliftingthem?

Afarmer.

24.Whydoestimefly?

Togetawayfromallthepeoplewhoaretryingtokillit.

25.Namefivedaysoftheweekwithoutsaying:Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday.

Thedaybeforeyesterday,yesterday,today,tomorrow,andthedayaftertomorrow.

26.Whatanimaleatsanddrinkswithitstail?

Alldo.Noanimaltakesoffitstailwheneatinganddrinking.

27.Whathasasoftbedbutneversleeps,abigmouthbutneverspeaks?

Ariver.

28.Whatkindofdogneverbite?

Ahotdog.

29.WhydoestheStatueofLibertystandinNewYorkHarbor?

Becauseitcan'tsitdown.

30.Whatdidoneinvisiblemansaytotheotherinvisibleman?

It'snicenottoseeyouagain.

31.Whatwearsacapbuthasnohead?

Abottle.

32.Whatrisesinthemorningandwavesallday?

Aflag.

33.Whatisanastronomer?(天文学家)?

Anightwatchmanwithacollegeeducation.

34.Howcanyoutellclocksandwatchesareshy?

Becausetheyalwayshavetheirhandsinfrontoftheirfaces.

35.Whatiswind?

Airinahurry.

36.WhatcomesaftertheletterA?

Alltheotherletters.

37.WhatstartswithaT,endswithaT,andisfullofT?

Teapot.

38.Whatwordcanyoumakeshorterbyaddingtoit?

Short.

39.Whatpersondoeseverymantakehishatoffto?

Abarber.

40.Whydoestheboycarryaladdertotheschool?

Becausehewantstogotohighschool.

41.Whatcanyouswallowthatcanalsoswallowyou?

Water.

42.What'sthedifferencebetweenahillandapill?

Ahillishardtogetupandapillishardtogetdown.

43.WhyisituselesstosendalettertoWashington?

Becausehe'sdead.

44.Adoctorandalawyerlovedthesamegirl.Thelawyerwentawayforaweekandgavethegirlsevenapplesbeforeheleft.Why?

Becauseanappleadaykeepsthedoctoraway.

45.Whatwillyoudoifaman-eatingtigerisrunningafteryou?

Nothing.BecauseI'mawoman.

46.Whatalwaystravelsonfoot?

Ashoe.

47.Wherecanhappinessalwaysbefound?

Inthedictionary.

48.Whatishigherwithoutaheadthanwithahead?

Apillow.(枕头)

49.Whydon'tyouadvertiseforyourlostdog?

Hecan'tread.

50.Onwhichsidedoesabirdhavethemostfeathers?

Theoutside.

51.Whatisthebestthingtokeepinhotweather?

Cool!

52.Whatisneveruseduntilit'sbroken?

Anegg.

53.What'saskeleton?(骨架)

It'salotofboneswithoutthepersononthem!

54.Whatisdarkbutmadebylight?

Ashadow.

55.Whatcanyoubreakwithonlyoneword?

Silence.

56.Whatstaysindoorsnomatterhowmanytimesyouputitout?

Thelight.

57.Apolicemansawatruckdrivergoingthewrongwaydownaone-waystreet,butdidn'tgivehimaticket.Why?

Becausethetruckdriverwaswalking.

58.Wherecanmilkbebeststored?

Inacow.

59.Whichcanmovefaster,heatorcold?

Heat,becauseyoucancatchcoldeasily.

60.What'sthehardestthingaboutlearningskating?

Theice.

61.Whathascitieswithnohouses,riverswithoutwaterandforestswithouttrees?

Amap.

62.Whatcanbemeasuredbuthasnolength,widthorthickness?

Thetemperature.

63.WhatmakestheTowerofPisalean?

Itnevereats.

64.Whyiswritingcalledhandwriting?

Ifpeoplewrotewiththeirfeet,wewouldhavetocallitfootwriting.

65.Iftherewereonlythregirlsintheworld,whatdoyouthinktheywoulddo?

Twoofthemwouldgettogetheranstalkabouttheotherone.

66.HowmanygreatmenhavebeenborninLondon?

None.Onlybabies.

67.Whencanyouhaveanemptypocketandstillhavesomethinginit?

Whenyouhaveaholeinyourpocket.

68.Thegreateritis,thelessitcanbeseen.Whatisit?

Darkness.

69.Themoreyoutakeaway,thebiggerIbecome.WhatamI?

Ahole.

70.Whomaymarrymanyawifeandstaysingleallofhislife?

Apriest.(牧师)