10个英语故事，笑话，谜语

英语故事：Amilkmaidwasgoingtothemarket.Shecarriedhermilkinapailonherhead.

Asshewentalongshebegancalculatingwhatshewouldbuyaftershehadsoldthemilk.

I'llbuyanewdress,andwhenigototheball,alltheyoungmenwilldancewithme!

Asshespokeshetossedherheadback.thepailimmediatelyfelloffherhead,andallthemilkwasspolt.

Thegirlwentbackwithoutanything.shefeltverysad.ah,mychild,saidhermother.

donotcountyourchickensbeforetheyarebatched

送牛奶的女孩和她的桶

一个送牛乃的女孩去市场。她手里拎着一桶奶。

在她进去时候，她考虑到：卖了奶，她该买什么呢？

“我要买条新裙子，然后去参加误会，年轻的先生们将全和我跳舞。”

说着说着她摇了摇头。提桶从手中打翻，牛奶全洒了。

女孩什么都没买就回去了。她觉得很沮丧。“啊，我的孩子，”她的妈妈说，“不要过于乐观。”

笑话：

Tworoacheshavingadiscussion

Tworoachesweremunchingongarbageinanalleywhenoneengagesadiscussionaboutanewrestaurant.

Iwasinthatnewrestaurantacrossthestreet,saidone.It'ssoclean!Thekitchenisspotless,andthefloorsaregleamingwhite.Thereisnodirtanywhere--it'ssosanitarythatthewholeplaceshines.

Please,saidtheotherroachfrowning.NotwhileI'meating!

1.whatmonthdosoldiershate

2.whatkindofdogdoesnotbiteorbark

3.whatisthesmallestroomintheworld

4.whatkindofwatershouldpeopledrinkinordertobehealthy

答案：

1.March3月(March有行军的意思)

2.Hotdog(热狗)

3.Mushroom.(蘑菇最小)

4.freshwater(淡水)