求几篇短篇的英语情景剧剧本

阿q外传

阿Q：helloeveryone.Iamfamous.MynameisQQ.PeoplecallmeA-Q.

Iamveryfamous.Ilovemyjobverymuch.YouknowIamaworker.ButIhatemyboss,hesaysheisaforeigner，butIdon'tbelieveit.

老板：hengA_Q,youknowtomorrowismyfathersbirthday.

阿Q：oh,yourfathersbirthday?

Howoldisyourfather?

老板：hah,heisdead.

阿Q：ohheis`````

Iamsorrytohearthat,Iamsorrytohearthat,Iamsorrytohearthat

Butwhendidyourfatherdie?

老板：TwoyearsbeforeIwasborn.

阿Q：Oh,twoyearsbeforeyouwereborn?

老板：eng,tomorrow,AQ,youshouldworkharder.

阿Q：ofcourse,ofcourseIwillworkharder,.Butmaster```

老板：en?

阿Q：Ijustwantsomemoremoney.Somemoremoney``

老板：youwantsomemoremoney?

阿Q：Yes,somemoremoneymaster.

老板：hahah,打他

Tellyou,noway

阿Q：Noway```哭

老板：Icanfindsomebodytohelpyou.

阿Q：Somebodytohelpme?Who?

老板：WUMA,comehere.

Wuma,bequick.

阿Q：wuma?登场wuma

老板：AQ,thisiswuma.Wuma,nowyoujustworktogetherwithAQ.

AQ`````打他

阿Q：master,

老板：thisiswuma,,youknowyoujustworktogetherwithher.

阿Q：NOproblem`.

老板：Doremember,donotdoanythingwrongtoher..OrIwillkillyou.

阿Q：OFcoursenot.

老板：看表，itsteno`clock,Ijustwanttogotobuysomeanimalstoeat.

阿Q：OHanimalstoeat.

OK`````

老板：Remember,Iwillbeback.Donotdoanythingwrongtoher.

阿Q：Ofcoursenot,takeiteasy.```M下场

阿Q：eng ```wuma,wuma.

Wuma,wumawhatsyourname?wuma

吴妈：Mynameiswuma

阿Q：wumahowmanyhusbandsdoyouhave?

吴妈：onlyone

阿Q：shesaysONLYONEa``howoldishe?

W:heisdead

阿Q：OH,heisdead,Iamverygladtohearthat.Wumayouknow,mynameisQQ,peopletellmeAQ.Wumayouknow,Ihavealargehouse,youknow?Imakemoneyeveryday,alotofmoney

吴妈：soyouhaveolotofwives?

阿Q：alotofwifes?OhIdon'thaveanywifes.ButIhavetwodogs,andthreecatsandfourmonkeys.

吴妈：aretheybeautiful?

阿Q：ofcourse,theyareverybeautiful..butyouaremorebeautifulthanamimals.

Iamsorry,Imeananimalsaremorebeatifulthanyou.

Iamsorry,Imeanyouareasbeautifulasanimals.

Wuma```tobefrank,totellyouthetruth,actuallyinmyheart,infact````

Ijustwantyoutomarryme.Youknow,wuma,Ijustwantyoutobemywife.

Wuma,Ijustwanttosleepwithyou.

吴妈：what?whatdidyousay?

阿Q：wuma,Ijustwanttosleepwithyou..

吴妈：Wolf,wolf,no,no,help,help,policemanpoliceman````

P:Wheristhewolf?

W:here

P:heisAQ,heisnotawolf,don'tcareaboutit.

Beautifulwoman!MayIknowyourname?

吴妈：Mynameiswuma,peoplecallmewuma.

警察：MayIknowyourname？

吴妈：MynameisWuMa，PeoplecallmeWuma.

警察：OhWuma，howmanyhusbanddoyouhave？

吴妈：Onlyone.

警察：Oh，onlyone？Howoldisshe？

吴妈：Heisdead.

警察：Dead？Good.

警察：Wuma，IjustwantyoutobemywifeNo.6.TobemywifeNo.6.

阿Q：Wuma…

警察：Wuma…

阿Q：Wuma…

警察：Wuma…

警察阿Q：Wuma…（动作）

警察：阿Q啊…

阿Q：ei…

警察：Wumaisverybeautifu，right？

老板：阿Q啊

阿Q：Oh，master！（警察吓趴下）

老板：whatdidudotoWuma？

阿Q：Ididnothing！Ididnothing！

老板：Stop！Stop！

阿Q：AH…

老板：Wuma，Comehere！Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察吓醒！）

警察：Nicetomeetyou…

老板：Wuma，coffee，coffee…

警察：eiei端咖啡，看吴妈

老板：Deliciouscoffee！

警察：Beautifulwoman…

老板：Let’scheers！

警察：OK，Cheers.（交杯酒）Ihavesomethingtosay.

老板：What？

警察：（从口袋里拿出钱）Tenthousands.

老板：Whatdoyoumean？

警察：IwantWuma.

老板：Ah？YouwantWuma？

阿Q：（冲过来）Master！

老板：Mydearsir，youknow，tomorrowismyfarther’sbirthday.Ineedhertoworkforme.

警察：Iknow，Iknow！

老板：Youknow.HaHaHa…

警察：Onemillion！

老板：Onemillion？

警察：IwantWuma.

阿Q：（冲过来）IwantWuma.

老板：MydearSir，youknow，tomorrowisreallymyfather’sbirthday.

警察：Iknow，Iknow…

老板：youknow…

警察：（掏出枪）IwantWuma！

老板：Hn….Wumaisyours！

警察：Thankyou！heyWumayouknow,Iamagoodperson,Iamreallyverygood.(掏出钱，塞到吴妈手中)Yousee，I’mgood.

吴妈：撒掉钱，老板去捡

警察：Shit，Iwillkillyou.

阿Q：哼，我手持钢鞭将你打！Master！

警察：哼Wma，ifyoudon’tgowithme，Iwillkillyouatonce.

阿Q：Youcan’thurther.

警察：eng，bia（用枪打阿Q）

阿Q：Iamhurt，IamdyingWuma，butbeforeIdie，Iwilldrawapictureforyou.waitamoment.(冲到老板面前，嚎哭)Master，thisismylastrequest.（忽然站立）MasterIjustwantabigpieceofpaper.（甩开老板）Bequick！（倒向吴妈）

吴妈：阿Q，areyouallright？

阿Q：咳嗽，Wuma，youknowIamnotawolf.

吴妈：Iknow，Iknow.

阿Q：Wuma，Doyouknow，Iloveyouverymuch？Wma。Ijustwantyoutobemywife，Ok？

吴妈：OK，Iwillbeyourwife.

阿Q：ButWuma，youknow，Iamverypoor.

吴妈：Idon’tcare，Idon’tcare.

阿Q：咳嗽咳嗽

警察：Ah，thisisabigpen.

老板：Ah，thisissmallpaper.（跑开）Andthisislargepaper，hereyouare.

阿Q：Abigpen，OK！哼哼哈哈IwilldrawapictureforWuma.

三人一起摇晃，阿Q倒地拿起画，上面两个心

阿Q：Wuma，thisistheonlypictureforyou，WumaIamdying，咳嗽Wuma！！！！倒地

警察：SoWuma，youjustgowithme!

老板：NoWuma，youjustgowithme!

警察：gowithme..（你在这边）

老板：gowithme

警察：Hahaq，ThisismywifeNo.6.

吴妈no，no，no，Idon’twantgowithyou.

老板：Hahayousee，poorpeoplenorighttoliveinthisworldandtheydonothaverighttofallinlovewiththegirl.WhatshouldIdonow？Oh，Iknow（把尸体拖走）Heissoheavy！