校园英语短剧

我们班刚演过nbsp;，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞nbsp;英语搞笑剧本)nbsp;焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)nbsp;刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)nbsp;焦母johnny’snbsp;mother(jmforshort)nbsp;刘母lunch’snbsp;mother(lmforshort)nbsp;太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)nbsp;强盗burglars(abandc)nbsp;prologuenbsp;序幕nbsp;(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)nbsp;j:everybodynbsp;saysnbsp;thatnbsp;i’mnbsp;hennbsp;pecked,nbsp;butnbsp;innbsp;fact,i’mnbsp;anbsp;strongnbsp;tiger,(小声)whilenbsp;mynbsp;wifenbsp;isnbsp;wusong.nbsp;译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。nbsp;(指着上台处的门大声道)i’mnbsp;notnbsp;afraidnbsp;ofnbsp;you!nbsp;译：我才不怕你呢！nbsp;(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then,nbsp;i’mnbsp;afraidnbsp;ofnbsp;whom!nbsp;mynbsp;wifenbsp;lunchinbsp;isnbsp;thenbsp;mostnbsp;famousnbsp;womannbsp;innbsp;thenbsp;neighbor-hood.shenbsp;isnbsp;bravernbsp;thannbsp;me,smarternbsp;thannbsp;menbsp;andnbsp;strongernbsp;thannbsp;menbsp;.allnbsp;thisnbsp;inbsp;donotnbsp;care.nbsp;inbsp;onlynbsp;wantnbsp;shenbsp;tonbsp;benbsp;tendernbsp;thannbsp;me.nbsp;butnbsp;shenbsp;isnbsp;not!nbsp;havingnbsp;anbsp;wifenbsp;likenbsp;thisnbsp;isnbsp;justnbsp;likenbsp;livingnbsp;innbsp;thenbsp;hell!nbsp;译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！nbsp;(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)nbsp;mynbsp;god!nbsp;whonbsp;cannbsp;helpnbsp;me?(下)nbsp;译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？nbsp;act1nbsp;第一幕nbsp;(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)nbsp;jm(拄拐棍上):inbsp;can!nbsp;(对门内)lunch!nbsp;lunch!nbsp;wherenbsp;arenbsp;you?nbsp;l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’mnbsp;here!nbsp;what’snbsp;upnbsp;，mum?nbsp;jm:inbsp;havenbsp;toldnbsp;younbsp;againnbsp;andnbsp;againnbsp;thatnbsp;younbsp;shouldnbsp;callnbsp;menbsp;“mynbsp;mostnbsp;beautifulnbsp;gracefulnbsp;andnbsp;dearestnbsp;mothernbsp;innbsp;law”.nbsp;l:ok.mynbsp;mostnbsp;beautifulnbsp;gracefulnbsp;andnbsp;dearestnbsp;mother-in-law,nbsp;what’snbsp;up?nbsp;jm:sincenbsp;younbsp;marriednbsp;mynbsp;sonnbsp;younbsp;havenbsp;benbsp;havedsonbsp;badly.younbsp;havenbsp;beennbsp;sonbsp;rude,nbsp;sonbsp;brusque,sonbsp;lazy……nbsp;l:but……nbsp;jm:nevernbsp;interruptnbsp;me!nbsp;l:nevernbsp;interruptnbsp;me!nbsp;sincenbsp;inbsp;marriednbsp;yournbsp;son,nbsp;thatnbsp;terriblenbsp;johnny,inbsp;havenbsp;beennbsp;workingnbsp;hardnbsp;allnbsp;daylong,cookingnbsp;andnbsp;washing.nbsp;inbsp;havenbsp;raisednbsp;tensnbsp;ofnbsp;thousandsnbsp;ofnbsp;pigsnbsp;andnbsp;ducksnbsp;andnbsp;chickennbsp;and……nbsp;jm:butnbsp;allnbsp;thosenbsp;younbsp;havenbsp;donenbsp;arenotnbsp;asvaluablenbsp;asnbsp;anbsp;grandson!nbsp;l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,younbsp;wantnbsp;anbsp;grandson,don’tnbsp;you?(开始解围裙)gonbsp;andnbsp;asknbsp;yournbsp;son.nbsp;i’mnbsp;leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)nbsp;act2nbsp;(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)nbsp;l:mum,nbsp;i’mnbsp;back!nbsp;lm:younbsp;arenbsp;back?why?whatnbsp;happened?nbsp;l:inbsp;wasnbsp;kickednbsp;outnbsp;bynbsp;mynbsp;mostnbsp;beautifulnbsp;graceful