请帮我把下面这个笑话翻译成英语

一女子下夜班，一男子尾随图谋不轨，女子慎怕，路过坟地，灵机一动，对坟墓说：爸爸，我回来了，开门啊。男子大惧哇哇大叫奔逃。

Awomanofnight,amanfollowingengageinillegalactivities,women'sorevenpassby,graveyard,suddenlyhaveabrainwave,tothetomb:Dad,I'mback,openthedoor.Menfear,shoutedtoflee.

女子心安正要离开，忽然从坟墓中传来阴森森的声音：闺女，你又忘了带钥匙啊。女子惊骇也哇哇奔逃。

Women'speaceofmind,wasabouttoleave,suddenlycamefromthegravesepulchralvoice:girl,youforgottotakethekey.Women'sfear,alsotoflee.

这时从坟墓里钻出个盗墓的说：靠，耽误我工作，吓死你们！盗墓的话音刚落，发现旁边有个老头正拿著凿子刻墓碑，好奇，问之，老头愤怒地说，NND，他们把我的名字刻错了……盗墓的大惧，哇哇叫著奔逃。

ThenfromtheTombRaider:drilledasayon,keepme,scaredtheshitoutofyou!Thevoicejustfell,wasfoundnexttoamanwithachiselcarvedtombstones,curious,ask,theoldmansaidangrily,NND,theyputmynamewrong......Thebigfear,croaktoflee.

老头冷笑一声：“靠，敢和我抢生意，还嫩点儿…正说着，一不小心凿子掉在地上，老头正要拾，一弯腰，发现凿子握在草丛里的一只手里，老头正在吃惊，突然一个声音说：“你找死呀！乱改我家的门牌号！！”。老头屁滚尿流，滚下山坡！

Theoldmanlaughed:depend,dareandIgetbusiness,stillwetbehindtheears...Justthen,onenotcarefulchiselfellontheground,theoldmanwasfound,abend,foundchiselgripinthegrassofthehand,theoldmanissurprised,suddenlyavoicesaid:doyouhaveadeathwish!Chaostochangemynumber!!.Theoldmanscaretheshitoutofsb.,rollingdownthehill!

这时一拾荒者从草丛爬出，“他娘的，搞一块铁也得费这么大的神！