关于英语小品搞笑剧本，6人

7人的英语小品剧本，短篇.可任选其一。

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Characters:Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggie(M),Alice(A),

Candy(C),Policeman(P)

Preparation:学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）

N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.He

alwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.He

hasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……

Heiscoming!

S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamous

candysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesarevery

popular,(展示)，Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscome

here.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……

Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)

First,puttheflouronthetable.

Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)

Nowpress,press……

Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)

Press,press……

Oh,mygod!(鼻涕)Nevermind!Justdoit!

Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……

Nowletmecutitintopieces!

One,two,three,four,five……（用脏菜刀）

Wow,everythingisready!

糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh,I’msodirtyandugly!WhatcanIdo?The

studentswilleatme!Andtheywillbeill!Wuwuwu…

S:Mmmm…Itlooksdirty,letmegiveyouanicecoat!(给它穿上)Wow!Now

it’ssobeautiful!Haha……

C:Oh,no!Don’tsellme!I’mdirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2（Attheschoolgate）

N:Thenextday,whentheclassisover,allthestudentscome

outhappilyandthesalesmangoestotheschoolgateasusual.

（Maggie和Alice欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）

(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweetcandies!……

M:Oh,Alice!Look!Candies!

A:Yeah!Ithinktheyareyummy!

M:Let’saskhim.

A:OK!

C:Don’tbuyme！（非常焦急）

M&A:Why?

C:I’mdirty！

M:No,youlooknice!

C:WhatcanIdo?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

S:Candies!Candies!（引诱两个女孩）

M&A:Howmucharethey?

S:Doyouhavemoney?（轻蔑）

M&A:Money?(对视)

M:Oh,I’venomoney!（失落之极）

A:Metoo.

S:Nomoney?Sosorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)

M:Whatcanwedonow?

A:Let’saskdadformoney.

M:Buthowtoask?

A:How?…Oh,Iknow,let’smakehimhappy,andhewillgiveus

money.（自信）