关于春节的英语笑话

Atnoon,thehouseoftwofriends,mypeoplelesslikelytodrinkandwantedtogodownstairstoJapanunveilsXingColumbia.Hehadjustreachedthedoor,theysawasmallcardhangingondoorhandles,Iwouldlookclosely,aboveread:playinganightofmahjong,donotdisturbsleep.Thenextmorning,IwentdowntothedoorwhenyoupassbyXingColumbia,seethedoorhandles,therearestillasmallcardhanginginthere,andglancedatthecontentsofthecardchanged,changed:thedrunk,donotdisturb.

翻译：挂牌过年

中午家里来了两个朋友，我这人不太会喝酒，就想去找楼下的兴哥来陪酒。刚走到他家门口，就看见门把手上挂着一个小纸牌，我仔细一看，上边写着：打了一晚的麻将，请勿打扰睡觉。第二天早上我下楼路过兴哥家门口时，见门把手上仍然有一张小纸牌在那儿挂着，看了看，纸牌上的内容变了，改成了：喝醉了，请勿打扰。

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EightbenefitsofSpringjobs

1.Ahighhitrateattheendofallofthecompaniesaredownsizing,butonlythatitrecruitment,itisnotobvioustotellthepublicofitsseriousshortageofhumanresourcesdo?Atthispointifsomeonewenttocandidatestoensureaquasi-onepick.2.Fewforeigntalentcompetition,Igobackhomeandlovedones

翻译：春节求职的八大好处

1．命中率高所有的公司都在年底裁员，惟独它在招工，这不明显地告诉公众其人力资源严重短缺吗？此时如果有人前去应聘，保证一挑一个准。2．竞争不多外来人才都回家乡和亲人

【3】Thecompany'smissiontoeatNianFan

ThisyearinthecompanyfortheNewYeartogether,eatingregimentNianFan,themanagerdrunk,goingtothetoiletandvomiting,tocoincidewithamalestaffmemberisurinate,themanagerangrily,saying:thatofhowagooddrinkstillpouring?MaleWenshengemergencystop,butheunexpectedlyBiechuass,themanagerwasfurious:damn!Whoopenedthebottle?

翻译：在公司吃团年饭

今年在公司里过春节,在一起吃团年饭时，经理酒醉，入厕呕吐，恰逢一男职员正小解，经理怒曰：说好不喝了怎么还倒酒？男闻声急停，不料憋出个屁来，经理大怒：妈的！谁又开了一瓶？