急求一份英语话剧剧本《大话西游》

　　Bigwordsofwesterntour（大话西游）

　　Chapter1

　　Site：Thewedding

　　Characters:牛魔王（以下简称“牛”）、至尊宝（以下简称“至”）、紫霞（以下简称“紫”）、小妖（以下简称“妖”）

　　Aside:Thestorybeginswithawedding.

　　TheBullKingisgoingtohaveaconcubine.

　　牛：Todayismywedding.

　　Iamgoingtohaveaconcubine.Hahaha…….

　　妖：Concubine?

　　Doseyourwifeagreetoit?

　　牛：Oh!Sheisnotlovelyanymore.

　　She’srightnowattheFlameMountain.

　　Shecandonothingaboutit!

　　(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

　　牛：Letmeintroducemybrothertoyou!

　　Mybro!

　　Comehere!

　　Thisismybrother.

　　(牛深情地转向紫霞)

　　牛：Zixia,listentome.

　　IthinkI‘vefalleninlovewithyouonceIknowyou.

　　Iwanttoshowmysincerity.

　　SoIrequestyoutomarrymeinfrontofmybros.

　　ThisPandora’sBoxismygifttoyou.

　　Ihopeyouwouldsayyes.

　　妖：Iobject!

　　牛：What?

　　妖：Zixiahasameanstotestherlover.

　　Ifyoucanpassit,Iwillshoutup!

　　至：What’sthis?Really?

　　妖：ThistestisthatshewouldmarrytheguywhocanmakeherMagicSwordgooutofthescabbard.

　　(剑从至的怀中落下)

　　妖：MagicSword?

　　牛：Letmedothis!

　　(紫跑出，拾剑)

　　紫：It’snottrue!

　　It’sjustajoke.

　　Itisstillmeaninglessevenifyoucanputitout!

　　(紫跑下)

　　妖：King,IronFanPrincesshascome.

　　牛：Aaa……

　　(牛惊慌地跑下)

　　Aside:Themonkeykingleavesthefronthall,runningtobackgarden……

　　第二章

　　Chapter2

　　Site:BullKing’sbackgarden

　　Characters:至尊宝、紫霞

　　（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）

　　至：Whyareyouhidinghere?

　　(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格至走出来，独白)

　　至：Atthistime,thebladeisreallyclosetome,0.01cmIthink.

　　Butafterashortperiodoftime,0.01secondIthink,theowneroftheswordwillfallformewhole-heartedly.

　　BecauseI’vedecidedtotelllies,I’vetoldmanyliesinmylife,butIthinkitisthemostwonderfullie!

　　紫：I’llkillyouifyoucomecloser!

　　至：Youshouldkillme!Killme!

　　I’dfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.

　　Ileftregretfulafterthat.

　　It’stheultimatepainintheworld.

　　Justcutmythroat,pleasedon’thesitate!

　　IfGodcangivemeachance,Iwilltellhertherewords.

　　“Iloveyou”.

　　IfGodwantstogiveatimelimit,I’llsaythislovewilllast10thousandyears!

　　（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）

　　紫：Whatcanyoutellyourwife?

　　至：Ihavetotellherthetruth.

　　SoImustgetthePandora’sBoxback.

　　Thengobackwithyouandexplaineverything.

　　ButIhatemyselfthatIcan’tgettheboxback.I……

　　紫：Ihelpyou!

　　至：No,it’sdangerous!

　　紫：Youdon’twantto?

　　至：Ido!But……

　　紫：Itrustyou!I’llgetthePandora’sBoxbacktonight.

　　Waitformehereatmidnight.

　　(猪喊)

　　至：Letmedosomethingtomybossfirst.

　　Seeyoutonight.

　　（依依不舍）

　　Aside:Thenight……

　　第三章

　　Chapter3

　　Site:Dungeon

　　Characters:至尊宝（以下简称“至”）、猪八戒（以下简称“猪”）、沙僧（以下简称“沙”）、唐僧（以下简称“唐”）

　　猪和沙：Master,master

　　(两人同时悄声说)

　　猪：Wecometosaveyou.

　　沙：Wecometobringyouout.

　　唐：Iwon’tgo.

　　猪和沙：Stayhere?Why?

　　唐：There’refullofobstaclesinthewayofgettingscriptures.

　　Thisisbecausewe’renotunitedenough.

　　Soweletthedevilsdobadtous.

　　That’sfine.

　　Thisprisonhasnodifferencewiththeoutsideworld,tome;theoutsideworldisjustabiggerprison.

　　Yougooutfirst.Ihavesomethingtotellhim.

　　(猪和沙下)

　　唐：Youcomeinandhaveasit!

　　至：Tobehonest,I’mnotyourdisciple.

　　Idon’twanttobeyourdisciple.

　　MasterIknowyou’reagoodguy.

　　Pleaseletmego!

　　唐：Doyouknow“dong,dong,dong……”?

　　至：Whatis“dong,dong,dong”?

　　唐：“dong,dong,dong……”is……

　　(唐唱Onlyyou)

　　至：Stop.Stop.

　　Ican’ttakethisanymore,pleasestop……

　　唐：Ohoh……

　　至：Damnyou,you…I’vesaidIcan’ttakethisanymore.

　　Don’tdisturborI’llkillyou.

　　唐：MonkeyKing,youcankillme.

　　Lifeanddeathareveryminor.

　　Whenyouknowwhyyoushouldmakesacrifices,youwillcomebackandsingthissongwithme.

　　Namonitabhaya…

　　(至跑走)

　　Aside:TheMonkeyKingsucceedsinescapingformtheBullKing,andhereachestheSpiders’CavewiththeGrapes.

　　Unfortunately,theMonkeyKingandhisfriendsmeettheQueenofSpider.

　　TheMonkeyhaveheardthatifthebladeslashedfastandaccurately,theguywho’scutopenwon’tdieatonce.Hecanstillsee.

　　SoheaskstheQueenoftheSpidertokillhimasfastasshecouldandtotearhisheartoutandlethimhavealook.

　　第四章

　　Chapter4

　　Site:TheHoleofWaterfall

　　Characters:至尊宝（以下简称“至”）、观音（以下简称“观”）

　　至：Goddess.I’mabouttounderstandyourwords.

　　Iusedmyeyestoseeinthepast.

　　WhatIwasdying.

　　Istartedusingmyhearttoseethisworld.

　　ThenIcouldseeallthingsclearly.

　　Thatgirl…hasleftadropoftearinmyheart.

　　Ifelthersorrow.

　　观：Haveyougivenupallthingsinhumanworld?

　　至：Yes!Lifeanddeathisjustminor!……

　　ButIdon’tunderstandwhycanhuman’shatredlast10years,50years,andeven500years.Whathatredisit?

　　观：SothatTangMonkwenttothewestandgotscriptures,whichcleanouthearts.

　　至：OK,Iwanttostayhere,therearemanythingswaitingformetodo.

　　观：Iwanttowarnyouagain.

　　Afterwearingthegoldring,you’renolongeranormalhuman.

　　Youcan’thavehumandesiresanymore.

　　Ifyoudoso,thegoldringwillgetsmallerandsmaller.

　　It’sveryuncomfortable.

　　至：OK.

　　观：Beforewearingthering,whatdoyouwanttosay?

　　至：Ihadhadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.

　　WhenIlosther,Iregret.

　　It’sthemostpainintheworld.

　　IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!

　　Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis10