英语美文阅读交朋友

从你垂垂欲落泪，呜咽如有声的表情来看，咱们的谈话该结束了。我会让你回去继续点点戳戳，继续东动西动，继续玩闹，继续撕机上杂志玩。我还会待在自己的座位上，幻想将自己这没有小孩的成年人的身体冲出飞机，畅游天空。提米享受接下来的飞行吧。坐在你身边我真的很喜欢。交新朋友真是有趣啊。Hello6-year-oldchild.SeeingashowfatehasbroughtustogetherhereinthecrowdedcoachsectionofthisexpensiveairplaneIthoughtIshouldintroducemyself.MynameisAmyandI’man***.Isuspectthatyou’retooyoungtounderstandwhat“***”meanssoletmeexplain.ItmeansthatI’mtallerthanyouand***arterandthatIgettodolotsofawesomethingslike***okecigarettesandovulate.ItalsomeansthatIliketotakenapsonairplanesandreadmynewspaperinsilence.Thesethingsseemtobeverydifferentfromthethingsthatyouliketodo.I’vegleanedfromitsnear-constantutterancebythewomansittingnexttoyou—yourmotherIsupposeorperhapsasocialworkerorafederalprisonerwho’sbeingpaidtospendtimewithyou—thatyournameisTimmy.It’sprobablyTimothyactuallybutpeoplecallyouTimmybecauseit’scuter.WhichisappropriateTimmybecauseyou’reverycuteyoureallyare.I’mgoingtodrinkthiscupofcoffee—wouldyoulikesome?Ididn’tthinkso.You’remoreofajuice-boxmanfromwhatIgather.ThewayIgatherthisisbylookingatthestainonmyniy-eight-dollarpantstheoneyoumadewhenyouputyourjuiceboxthere.IfItouchedyourpantsTimmyIwouldprobablybesenttojail.Therearelotsofdifferencesbeeenyouandmebutthat’soneofthebigones:thequalityandtheseriousnessofwhathappenswhenwetouchotherpeople’spants.You’renotmuchofasleeperareyouTimmy?We’vejustmetbutitseemstomelikemaybeyoudon’treallyenjoysleepingallthatmuch.Infactitseemstomethatoneofyourgreatestjoysinlifeiswakefulness—andnotsimplypassivewakefulnessbutthekindofvigorouswakefulnessthatmakesapersonlikemestarttoquestiontheverypossibilityofsilenceasaconditionthatcanexistintheuniverse.IcanseethatI’veconfusedyouTimmyandIapologize;Iwasonlytryingtopointoutthatyoureallyseemtoenjoybeingawake.LetmemakeituptoyoubygivingyouthismodestdoseofAmbien.It’sakindofcandyforyoursoul.Yoursoulisakindofmouththat’sinsideyourbrain.Hereesthenicestewardessladywithabagforcollectingpeople’sgarbage.Wouldyoulikemetogivehersomeofthegarbagethat’sstrewnalloveryourseat—andifwe’rebeingperfectlyhonesthereTimmyallovermyseataswell?Andwhilewe’reatitmaybeIcouldgiveherthistalkingdoll—theonethatsingssongsveryloudsongssongsofterrifyingandungodlyvolumefromthatanimatedmovieaboutadventurousinsects.It’snotthatIdon’tlovethedoll;it’sjustthatI’mprettysureit’sillegalforchildrentocarrysuchthingsonairplanes.Haveyouheardofterrori***Timothy?That’swhyit’sillegalforyoutohavethisdoll.YourwhimperingandyourdrippingfacialpartssuggestthatperhapsthisconversationhasrunitscoursesoI’llletyougetbacktoyourfingerpaintingyourfidgetingandyourwantoninexplicableshreddingofthein-flightmagazine.I’llbehereinmyseatfantasizingabouthurtlingmychildless***bodyoutoftheairplaneandintothesky.EnjoytherestoftheflightTimmy.I’vereallyenjoyedsittingnexttoyou.It’sfuntomakenewfriends.