关于英语搞笑的的句子
I tried to catch a bus, but it was too fast, I caught it by the tail!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I asked the computer to teach me English, but it replied, 'I'm sorry, I only speak computer.'
I tried to make a cake, but it was too flat, so I decided to make pancakes instead.
I asked the wind to blow my hat off, but it replied, 'I'm too busy, I'm trying to blow up my own balloon!'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I tried to bake a pizza, but it was too hot, so I decided to make a grilled cheese instead.
I asked the ocean if it was salty, and it said, 'Yes, but not as salty as my tears when I lose a fish fight!'
I tried to make a cake, but it was too heavy, so I decided to make cookies instead.
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